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Admin11.06.2021

East Texas idioms for ugly men and women.

You lie like a tombstone.
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Admin08.07.2021

East Texas idioms for ugly men and women.

Every path has a few puddles.
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Admin05.08.2021

Hillbilly Phrases and Sayings

She's so buck-toothed, she could eat an ear of corn thru a picket fence.
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Admin09.08.2021

East Texas idioms for ugly men and women.

Deader than a sack of rocks! That fits tighter than socks on a rooster.
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Admin07.09.2021

Ugly Quotes (220 quotes)

You catch more flies with jam than you do with vinegar.
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Admin10.07.2021

Redneck Quotes

Is that your head or did your neck throw up? Not sure what we mean? I got a bad case of the zacklies: my mouth tastes zackly like my butt smells.
Admin01.07.2021

Ugly Quotes (220 quotes)

Her teeth are like stars - they come out at night.
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Admin10.08.2021

JOKES

She's hard to get shed of.
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Admin21.08.2021

Old Timey Sayings

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit I'll beat you like a rented mule.
Admin05.09.2021

Hillbilly Phrases and Sayings

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Admin31.07.2021

JOKES

Uglier than a sack of assholes.
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