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Where do hamburgers go dancing? With a twinkle in his eyes he said, "You're right! no matter what she's reading.

Oh thank God, I thought I was crippled! - The food tastes better, your fellow employees look better, and everyone is more open with their ideas.

Britain has invented a new missile.

The John Cleese hits a bell on his desk and stops.

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

Where do cows go for entertainment? How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat? Are you always that horny? - Laughing stock - cattle with a sense of humor - Why does a tiger have stripes? ' The Irishman replies, 'I'd like to hear "Danny Boy" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, sung in the style of Daniel O'Donnell, with Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune.

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Q: Why did the blonde take his new scarf back to the store? My doctor sent me for a prostate exam to the nearest hospital.

This is one of our favorite.

Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

Have you ever tried eating a clock? What do men and tile have in common? " It's raining cats and dogs.