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How does a farmer mend his overalls? ten times zero is zero.

read more The fairy says "I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else's job for a day.

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You might just find one.

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you? Your mother left here at 9 this morning… Leave me alone! You get ten times more girls than me? You have Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.

At least 3 times a day someone if telling a joke to the whole audience.

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The only good thing about you is that your body is not as ugly as your face.

Your house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before you go outside.

93 You do the work of three men: Larry, Moe, and Curly.