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Yo mama is so ugly that she climbed the ugly ladder and didn't miss a step.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it• Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.

You're so ugly, when you get sick they call the vet.

No offense, but you make me want to staple my cunt shut.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued.

Um, can all you rats stop making a fuss over nothing? So, a thought crossed your mind? Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to a beautician it took 12 hours.

I believed in evolution until I met you.

If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called you first.

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