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I fart in your general direction! So, a thought crossed your mind? Get off your high horse! If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.

You're like Monday mornings, nobody likes you.

I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

You know, people were right about you.

Other helpful Arabic phrases: "May you be struck by a dick" Air il'e yoshmotak "My dick in your conscience" Airy fe dameerak "My dick in your mother's rib cage" Eyreh be afass seder emmak That's not to say they're just smut peddlers insult-wise.

Looks like you traded in your neck for an extra chin! Some people simply can not lose weight because their bodies do not respond to diet and exercise as it should.

You have so many gaps in your teeth it looks like your tongue is in jail.

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