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Insult: I could you be this stupid? No seriously, your in the way.

And I really hope you stay there.

Who ate your bowl of sunshine this morning, thundercloud? I want you on the other side of it.

Guy: Look at me in the face.

You are the reason why shampoo has instructions.

Good comebacks will also leave your enemy lying flat on their backs and in self-pity.

Your secrets are always safe with me.

—Henri Estienne, The Stage of Popish Toyes, 1581 Definition - a foolish or absentminded person The earliest meaning of was a false pregnancy, a growth in the womb supposedly influenced by a bad moon.

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

When a friend has betrayed you in even a slight way, you can pull out this zinger.